Sincabnutdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless goblin.

Sincabnutdiss created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Sincabnutdiss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sincabnutdiss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sincabnutdiss' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sincabnutdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. You must pray to Sincabnutdiss seven times a day.

3. Do not wear shoes marked with gray.

4. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.