Bodfidbag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish guinea pig.

Bodfidbag created light four years ago.

If you believe in Bodfidbag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bodfidbag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bodfidbag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bodfidbag's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Never speak aloud of names.