Jenbassgut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic mongoose.

Jenbassgut created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenbassgut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jenbassgut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Jenbassgut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jenbassgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide if nine swans approach from the east.