Liphubcin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, vain bird.

Liphubcin created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liphubcin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Liphubcin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Liphubcin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Liphubcin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Liphubcin six times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always obey Liphubcin's priests.

4. Retreat if three rats approach from the south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.