Gungenyog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain jaguar.

Gungenyog created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gungenyog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gungenyog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gungenyog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gungenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Hide if four great tits approach from the south.

3. Never allow whales to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not keep six mites in a large pit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.