Sogrullsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering cat.

Sogrullsaw created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Sogrullsaw, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sogrullsaw, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sogrullsaw's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sogrullsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of elders.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always store beans above ground.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.