Dapsugtarbafbugragnib is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ruthless snail.

Dapsugtarbafbugragnib created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapsugtarbafbugragnib, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dapsugtarbafbugragnib, she will turn you into a plant.

Dapsugtarbafbugragnib's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dapsugtarbafbugragnib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dapsugtarbafbugragnib.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dapsugtarbafbugragnib in the centre of the settlement.