Arnafvol is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent armadillo.

Arnafvol created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnafvol, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arnafvol, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Arnafvol's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Arnafvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.