Garnelwadsitnartpomkapstrag Dogflabcan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong meerkat.

Garnelwadsitnartpomkapstrag Dogflabcan created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garnelwadsitnartpomkapstrag Dogflabcan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Garnelwadsitnartpomkapstrag Dogflabcan, it will be very unhappy.

Garnelwadsitnartpomkapstrag Dogflabcan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Garnelwadsitnartpomkapstrag Dogflabcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Put Garnelwadsitnartpomkapstrag Dogflabcan first in all things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.