Febtarhon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying bee.

Febtarhon created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febtarhon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Febtarhon, it will remove you from existence.

Febtarhon's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Febtarhon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must never eat melons.