Abhoghan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful naga.

Abhoghan created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Abhoghan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Abhoghan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Abhoghan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Abhoghan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Abhoghan's priests.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. You must love Abhoghan.

4. Hide if six horses approach from the east.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.