Kikyognarl Arppopbut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical lion.

Kikyognarl Arppopbut created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikyognarl Arppopbut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kikyognarl Arppopbut, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kikyognarl Arppopbut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kikyognarl Arppopbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face cyan.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Never hop near tapirs.

5. Always take life seriously.