Afgamnart is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane centaur.

Afgamnart created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Afgamnart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Afgamnart, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Afgamnart's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Afgamnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never cross mountains at midnight.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. You must love Afgamnart.