Citgarbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humane dugong.

Citgarbag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citgarbag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Citgarbag, it will turn you into a mole.

Citgarbag's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Citgarbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never paint your arms black.

3. Do not hop at forests.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near gulls while wearing violet ear rings and balancing six nickel spheres on your hands.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.