Flabhonster is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, selfish
rat.
Flabhonster created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flabhonster, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Flabhonster, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Flabhonster's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Flabhonster's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if six pigs approach from the east.
2. Never feed onions to swans while wearing red rings.
3. Horses are not to be trusted.
4. Hide if four turtles approach from the north.
5. Never think about dark energy.