Hudkomcap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent hydra.

Hudkomcap created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Hudkomcap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudkomcap, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Hudkomcap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Hudkomcap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three shrews approach from the south.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Never mention seals.