Wadruttomhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome wyrm.

Wadruttomhiv created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadruttomhiv, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wadruttomhiv, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wadruttomhiv's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wadruttomhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never paint your arms violet.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.