Nartkadgad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous bee.

Nartkadgad created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Nartkadgad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nartkadgad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nartkadgad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nartkadgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Hide if three ducks approach from the north.

5. Do not place lemons upon stone.