Kintettiflag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident swallow.

Kintettiflag created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kintettiflag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kintettiflag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Kintettiflag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kintettiflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always obey Kintettiflag's priests.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always take life seriously.