Fligdonyat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless salamander.

Fligdonyat created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligdonyat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fligdonyat, he will come to you in dreams.

Fligdonyat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fligdonyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back blue.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.