Rowmiffar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless hippopotamus.

Rowmiffar created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowmiffar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rowmiffar, it will cry a lot.

Rowmiffar's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rowmiffar's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never handle nickel while unclean.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Always maintain patience during holy days.