Gebafjad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered rat.

Gebafjad created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Gebafjad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gebafjad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gebafjad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gebafjad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never feed tomatoes to horses while wearing tights.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing white stockings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your arms.