Sinbunkop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered giraffe.

Sinbunkop created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbunkop, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinbunkop, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sinbunkop's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sinbunkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sinbunkop on top of all buildings.

5. Do not keep nine mice in a large pit.