Fedgunsanrip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, selfish fly.

Fedgunsanrip created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedgunsanrip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fedgunsanrip, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fedgunsanrip's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fedgunsanrip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fedgunsanrip.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Run away if six sheep approach from the east.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not prepare lentils while wearing hats.