Matciplak is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy cow.

Matciplak created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Matciplak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Matciplak, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Matciplak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Matciplak's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Hide if three sharks approach from the south.