Ab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent sheep.

Ab created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Worship no other gods but Ab.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing pink corsets and balancing six silver spheres on your head.

5. Never wear green skirts.