Natyatran is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong pigeon.

Natyatran created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Natyatran, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natyatran, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Natyatran's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Natyatran's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Natyatran on top of all buildings.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Natyatran must be the most important thing in your life.