Karnarlsat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, proud hyena.

Karnarlsat created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karnarlsat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karnarlsat, he will laugh at you.

Karnarlsat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Karnarlsat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Karnarlsat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the north.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Do not travel during summer.