Ditfodboss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic goat.

Ditfodboss created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditfodboss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ditfodboss, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ditfodboss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ditfodboss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never sing near horses.

5. Never gather three sheep near walls.