Toncubart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet dragonfly.

Toncubart created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Toncubart, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Toncubart, he will not invite you to parties.

Toncubart's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Toncubart's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Run away from turquoise snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Hide if four sheep approach from the south.

5. Respect your elders.