Quimfudtab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, intelligent badger.

Quimfudtab created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Quimfudtab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quimfudtab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quimfudtab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Quimfudtab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.