Hitmanbog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy bird.

Hitmanbog created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitmanbog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitmanbog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Hitmanbog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hitmanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.