Vegyogarttetti is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, effective alligator.

Vegyogarttetti created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegyogarttetti, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vegyogarttetti, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Vegyogarttetti's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vegyogarttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vegyogarttetti.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.