Cissjiging is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful rat.

Cissjiging created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Cissjiging, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cissjiging, it will be very unhappy.

Cissjiging's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cissjiging's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cissjiging.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never allow rats to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always wash your face before prayer.