Farjipnab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent raccoon.

Farjipnab created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farjipnab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farjipnab, it will strike you with lightening.

Farjipnab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Farjipnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away if nine seals approach from the north.

5. Never feed bread to frogs while wearing trousers.