Batmadwot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless skunk.

Batmadwot created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Batmadwot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Batmadwot, he will jump up and down on your head.

Batmadwot's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Batmadwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to badgers while wearing indigo kilts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Fast once a month.