Mitwab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental hippopotamus.

Mitwab created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitwab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mitwab, he will turn you into a duck.

Mitwab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mitwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Never eat turnips.