Sandbafpid Sompagliglab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, kind naga.

Sandbafpid Sompagliglab created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandbafpid Sompagliglab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sandbafpid Sompagliglab, he will turn you into a tree.

Sandbafpid Sompagliglab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sandbafpid Sompagliglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dusk.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never adorn your chest with brown markings.