Fossbandud Fiddunbell Stragdonvig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, confident gerbil.

Fossbandud Fiddunbell Stragdonvig created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbandud Fiddunbell Stragdonvig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fossbandud Fiddunbell Stragdonvig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fossbandud Fiddunbell Stragdonvig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fossbandud Fiddunbell Stragdonvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. You must pray to Fossbandud Fiddunbell Stragdonvig six times a day.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help sick shrews.