Niglaglun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing swan.

Niglaglun created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Niglaglun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Niglaglun, he will turn you into a hamster.

Niglaglun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Niglaglun's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never paint your legs green.

4. Always obey Niglaglun's priests.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Niglaglun in the centre of the settlement.