Kipnulfidcibliggep is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid badger.

Kipnulfidcibliggep created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipnulfidcibliggep, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kipnulfidcibliggep, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Kipnulfidcibliggep's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kipnulfidcibliggep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.