Gadkomzog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane frog.

Gadkomzog created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadkomzog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gadkomzog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gadkomzog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gadkomzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after goats.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not laugh in public.