Sasdidmin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy lion.

Sasdidmin created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdidmin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sasdidmin, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sasdidmin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sasdidmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sasdidmin on top of all buildings.