Quartdutfud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate butterfly.

Quartdutfud created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartdutfud, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quartdutfud, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Quartdutfud's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quartdutfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.