Gudkinrat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous gnu.

Gudkinrat created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Gudkinrat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudkinrat, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gudkinrat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gudkinrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Gudkinrat loves turtles, so they must be honoured.