Citgodcudlatnakvagdog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered bee.

Citgodcudlatnakvagdog created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citgodcudlatnakvagdog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Citgodcudlatnakvagdog, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Citgodcudlatnakvagdog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Citgodcudlatnakvagdog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Citgodcudlatnakvagdog eight times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not chop down trees.