Lindidlin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, amazing raven.

Lindidlin created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lindidlin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lindidlin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Lindidlin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Lindidlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never mark doors with cyan.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never bounce near shrews.