Nutdanmut is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, temperamental
butterfly.
Nutdanmut created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nutdanmut, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Nutdanmut, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Nutdanmut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Nutdanmut's Holy Commandments1. Learn eight new languages a year.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never talk about bacteria.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing red ear rings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your arms.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.