Nurtpanghin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, effective ferret.

Nurtpanghin created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtpanghin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurtpanghin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nurtpanghin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nurtpanghin's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never paint your arms purple.

4. Do not wear shorts marked with brown.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.