Kanjigrak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, capable mouse.

Kanjigrak created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Kanjigrak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kanjigrak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kanjigrak's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kanjigrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

2. Put Kanjigrak first in all things.

3. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Never go into black rooms.