Bemfatdav is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak wasp.

Bemfatdav created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemfatdav, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bemfatdav, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bemfatdav's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bemfatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never think about optics near foxes while wearing pink corsets and balancing four aluminium spheres on your chest.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about gravity near manatees while wearing gray boots and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.