Righas is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unjust chicken.

Righas created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Righas, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Righas, it will turn you into a rock.

Righas' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Righas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.