Tafjablig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring chinchilla.

Tafjablig created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tafjablig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tafjablig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tafjablig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tafjablig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

2. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.