Dondidfon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, passionate troll.

Dondidfon created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dondidfon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dondidfon, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dondidfon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dondidfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.