Sandfublarpcem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish butterfly.

Sandfublarpcem created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandfublarpcem, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sandfublarpcem, he will destroy your home planet.

Sandfublarpcem's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Sandfublarpcem's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Sandfublarpcem in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never bounce in the presence of seals.

4. Never think about optics near snakes while wearing blue shorts and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.

5. Never leap in holy places.