Gamfebneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tranquil cat.

Gamfebneg created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamfebneg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gamfebneg, she will turn you into a slug.

Gamfebneg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gamfebneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near moths while wearing mauve rings and balancing three silicon spheres on your legs.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Gamfebneg loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.