Himarthimjen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, passionate butterfly.

Himarthimjen created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himarthimjen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Himarthimjen, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Himarthimjen's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Himarthimjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Himarthimjen loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide if five dogs approach from the north.

5. Never jump in holy places.