Zednill is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered parrot.

Zednill created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zednill, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zednill, it will torture you forever.

Zednill's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zednill's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to mice while wearing white hats.

2. Never prepare cherries during spring.

3. Never remain bowed at midnight.

4. Never adorn your legs with turquoise markings.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.