Wiglistcad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, intelligent meerkat.

Wiglistcad created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiglistcad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wiglistcad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Wiglistcad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Wiglistcad's Holy Commandments

1. Wiglistcad loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Never think about special relativity near seals while wearing cyan scarves and balancing seven copper spheres on your chest.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Pray towards the south.