Venquatbepbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered crane.

Venquatbepbiss created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Venquatbepbiss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Venquatbepbiss, he will send minions to preach to you.

Venquatbepbiss' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Venquatbepbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. You must never eat bananas.