Narhabzan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, pitiless lizard.

Narhabzan created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narhabzan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Narhabzan, he will be very unhappy.

Narhabzan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Narhabzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

5. Do not name children after nematodes.