Lippanstan Zigvadnakfublistyatt Hogbamrig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, amazing wyrm.

Lippanstan Zigvadnakfublistyatt Hogbamrig created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lippanstan Zigvadnakfublistyatt Hogbamrig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lippanstan Zigvadnakfublistyatt Hogbamrig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Lippanstan Zigvadnakfublistyatt Hogbamrig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lippanstan Zigvadnakfublistyatt Hogbamrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Run away from mauve doves, for they are unholy.