Cetsidman is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, confident mouse.

Cetsidman created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetsidman, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cetsidman, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cetsidman's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cetsidman's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Do not drink alcohol.