Larpkikvon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, capable bird.

Larpkikvon created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpkikvon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larpkikvon, he will send you a sign.

Larpkikvon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Larpkikvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look in ponds.