Lanwatjangen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, flying pigeon.

Lanwatjangen created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanwatjangen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lanwatjangen, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lanwatjangen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Lanwatjangen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Do not take Lanwatjangen's name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not commit murder.