Hangigxem is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, deceitful goose.

Hangigxem created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hangigxem, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hangigxem, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hangigxem's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hangigxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Hide from cyan tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Retreat if five ants approach from the west.