Dinvabcep is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic hedgehog.

Dinvabcep created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinvabcep, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dinvabcep, she will turn you into a slug.

Dinvabcep's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dinvabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.