Veenpadpag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring fairy.

Veenpadpag created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Veenpadpag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Veenpadpag, he will not invite you to parties.

Veenpadpag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Veenpadpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

3. Always store peanuts above ground.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Veenpadpag.