Nullsaflarnnurtdag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring beaver.

Nullsaflarnnurtdag created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nullsaflarnnurtdag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nullsaflarnnurtdag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nullsaflarnnurtdag's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nullsaflarnnurtdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about tapirs.