Nibhigxinlundoss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful sheep.

Nibhigxinlundoss created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibhigxinlundoss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nibhigxinlundoss, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nibhigxinlundoss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nibhigxinlundoss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Nibhigxinlundoss first in all things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sprint in summer.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.